Funny 'If You Can Read This, You Are Too Damn Close' Black Tee — Humor T-Shirt

This lightweight black tee speaks with a wink. The bold chest line "if you can read this, you are too damn close!" slices through small talk and sets a clear boundary without a fuss. It sits soft and smooth on the body, draping in a tidy crew-neck silhouette that layers easily under jackets or stands alone when you want to make a brief, pointed statement. Built from ring-spun cotton with reinforced collar and tear-away label, it stays comfortable through coffee runs, crowded commutes, or close-quarters social scenes where personal space matters. The minimal design and honest texture—tiny flecks in the unprocessed shade—keep it grounded and a little bit real. You’ll reach for it when you want to laugh, nudge someone back a step, or just wear your mood on your chest.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit — no side seams for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton, 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean