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Hoodie — "If You Can Read This, Then You Are Too Damn Close!!!" Graphic Back Logo
Hoodie — "If You Can Read This, Then You Are Too Damn Close!!!" Graphic Back Logo
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$50.99 USD
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$50.99 USD
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This heavyweight hoodie brings a slow-burning grin to anyone who loves blunt humor and warm comfort. The soft, substantial fabric wraps you in a steady warmth—perfect for late-night drives, chilly rehearsals, or leaning against a bar with friends who appreciate savage one-liners. The back sports a compact, bold line in distressed red-and-white type that reads like a shouted aside: it’s cheeky without shouting over the whole room. Wear it over a tee or under a coat; the roomy kangaroo pocket keeps your hands toasty and the double-lined hood offers extra shelter when the wind picks up. It’s a lived-in staple that ages well and keeps the joke close.
Made to be worn often, this hoodie sits comfortably in everyday life: running errands, heading to band practice, or staying in for a movie night. The classic fit feels familiar right away, and the tear-away label keeps the neck itch-free. Subtle embroidery and DTF print options mean the design can be rendered with crisp detail or a textured stitched look—choose the finish that matches your vibe.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth and durability
- Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF and DTG print methods plus optional embroidery placements (chest or wrists)
- Tear-away label, OEKO‑TEX dyes, and compliance with safety/environmental standards
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Made to be worn often, this hoodie sits comfortably in everyday life: running errands, heading to band practice, or staying in for a movie night. The classic fit feels familiar right away, and the tear-away label keeps the neck itch-free. Subtle embroidery and DTF print options mean the design can be rendered with crisp detail or a textured stitched look—choose the finish that matches your vibe.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth and durability
- Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF and DTG print methods plus optional embroidery placements (chest or wrists)
- Tear-away label, OEKO‑TEX dyes, and compliance with safety/environmental standards
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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Ava F. Really like this hoodie, held up great after a few washes. Fit better than expected. Print quality on the 'Too Damn Close Hoodie' design is sharp, just took a bit longer to arrive than expected.